Hey, Bitches!

I'm so happy!  Xmas is over!  Exclamation points!  Everywhere!  Yay!!!

I got some awesome shit, too.

I got an origami kit which you know I wanted for years.  I got a new cell phone, a cordless phone, digital batteries, apon bulbs, winter wipers, a big walmart gift card, a BULK BARN gift card, a $100 pay-as-you-go card, a cat organizer book, TWO things of slim jims, and a bag of like, stuff, like stuff that I use, shampoo and cleansers and shit.  I got all awesome shit!!!  Ha ha ha, and now Xmas is gone for another year!

Here's a photo of Sophi.  She doesn't hold still very well.

Hey Bitches.

The only thing I asked for was Xmas Eve off.

I didn't get it.

I posted a notice to switch my Xmas Eve shift for someone else's Xmas day shift and when I came in this morning my notice was gone.

So I was talking to my supe and saying Xmas Eve was the only day I wanted off, and poor me I could work Saturday or Xmas day for someone else and was it management that took my notice off the board or was someone inquiring?

Some guy was standing there at the right time and he said he'd take my Xmas Eve if I took his Xmas Day.

Huzzah Bitches! You shall all be subjected to my new blue cheese recipe! Whether you like it or not!

Hey Bitches!

Right now, I'm eating French toast that I fried in margarine that I'd previously used to fry bologna.  Not only it is like, holyfuckingshitballs awesome tasting?  It also turned out absofuckinglutely perfectly.  

The key to perfect French toast is this: turn the burner on high and let the pan heat up while you prep the eggs.  Whether you used one or two eggs(I like two eggs for two pieces of bread) don't add milk or water.  You may be tempted to but let the eggs do the work. 

When the pan is really, really hot, put the French toast in the pan and immediately turn the heat to low-medium.  Do NOT push down on the bread or flatten it, just patiently let it cook and keep an eye on it to ensure it's not burning.  Flip it when it's ready, let that side cook, and there you go.

Anyway Bitches, I'm going to Saint's Rest Beach tomorrow to check out the hiking trail.  If any Bitches wanna come, I'm gettin off from my fucking hellhole job at 1pm and I'll have my cell.

I know none of you will read this between now and then anyway, but the invitation is there.  Bitches.

Hey Bitches.

That trip to Seaside Park was fucking bitchin'!  I've never been there before and I didn't even know it existed.   Obviously I knew there was water there but I never, ever thought it would be so fucking rad!

You're all invited to check out my flickr page, Bitches.  You better fucking look at it, you know I need the attention.