Hey Bitches.

Even at my advanced age of 29, I found I can still learn new things.  Today I learned about the Donkey Punch.

Fascinating shit.  Okay, I shall explain:

The Donkey Punch is when, during anal sex, the top punches(!) the bottom in the back of the head or neck.   It supposedly causes the anal muscles to tense up.   

Before you perverted bitches get your hopes up, this act is only mythical.  Doesn't work.  Sorry.  It is dangerous and can lead to brain damage or even death, so don't try it, you guys(yes, You).

I learned about it on the evil, evil Internets!  Evil!   I should have listened to that bitch Cami about cleaning up TV and the Internets for the innocents(like me).  Sad.