Hey Bitches!

Remember the plants that would grow on the lawn or hayfields?  The papery little bulbs that would split open and dust would come out?  Remember how it was so magical when you were little?

Think about it.  Aren't they the awesomest plants ever?  I love those.

I don't think of those things very often, and I really should try to because the act of remembering them makes me happy.

Listen, Bitches(notice how I always capitalize Bitches, it's because I hold you Bitches in such high regard), isn't the word "I" funny?  It's fucking capitalized and it's one little letter!  That bitch.

Don't you think?  That if the letters were like people?  Like characters?  Like Smurfs!!!

The "i" would be Snotty Fucking Bitch Smurf?!!!

I was just reading about Smurfs the other day at work!