Hey, Bitches!

I'm so happy!  Xmas is over!  Exclamation points!  Everywhere!  Yay!!!

I got some awesome shit, too.

I got an origami kit which you know I wanted for years.  I got a new cell phone, a cordless phone, digital batteries, apon bulbs, winter wipers, a big walmart gift card, a BULK BARN gift card, a $100 pay-as-you-go card, a cat organizer book, TWO things of slim jims, and a bag of like, stuff, like stuff that I use, shampoo and cleansers and shit.  I got all awesome shit!!!  Ha ha ha, and now Xmas is gone for another year!

Here's a photo of Sophi.  She doesn't hold still very well.

Hey Bitches!

You know when you're working at one of those worthless fucking call centre jobs, and you just can't talk to the customer anymore?  And then you jokingly ask your co-worker to pretend they're  you and finish the job?

Sometimes that shit works, man!

So here's to Pete, my guy at work, for calling that motherfucker back for me.  

Thanks, Pete!

Hey Bitches!

So I tried changing my Rogers Wireless user name to, "Suckit Bitches".  First name: Suckit.  Last name: Bitches.  They wouldn't let me, can you believe that?  Bummer.

Anyway, I have three days off this weekend!  Lucky me, Bitches!

Hey Bitches.

Today I got two b'day calls from my two best friends.  They lessened the torture of b'day dinner with you-know-who.

Hmmp, I don't bug them on their b'days!

Bitches.

P.S.  This here photo is the beginning of my next great artwork.