Hey, Bitches!

I'm so happy!  Xmas is over!  Exclamation points!  Everywhere!  Yay!!!

I got some awesome shit, too.

I got an origami kit which you know I wanted for years.  I got a new cell phone, a cordless phone, digital batteries, apon bulbs, winter wipers, a big walmart gift card, a BULK BARN gift card, a $100 pay-as-you-go card, a cat organizer book, TWO things of slim jims, and a bag of like, stuff, like stuff that I use, shampoo and cleansers and shit.  I got all awesome shit!!!  Ha ha ha, and now Xmas is gone for another year!

Here's a photo of Sophi.  She doesn't hold still very well.

Hey Bitches!

Another rad day off for me.  

Voltron got washed, waxed, and armour-alled yesterday.   If you know me at all, you know I've been wanting to get her washed and shit for a while now.  It's harder when you only have one day off at a time, because you don't have one day for mellowing out, and one day for getting shit done.

Next things I need to do are: clean the inside of the windows, vacuum, and shine the tires.

Back to my awesome day off.  I went to the Dollarama and got a little bin for recycling and a little box for keeping my beads in.  I know, it IS very, very awesome.  Don't let your burning envy eat you up inside you Bitches.

You know what else? I also got a little package of sour cherry blasters, and the anticipation of eating them is the super-awesomest thing of all.

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Hey Bitches!

Our trainer left us buddy-jacking ALL evening!  That dipshit.

I told him I wasn't learning anything and that it wasn't on me when the shit hits the fan.

Later that night he locked the training room door with my shit inside, but that's okay, what he doesn't know is that he's a shit-stain and I'm not, so HA HA.

Fucking shit-licking ball sack.

Hey Bitches?  I don't know how anyone can drink this shit.  I especially don't know how Cerulean Fury in particular can drink this, because as you know she's the first bitch to speak up if something tastes chemically or fake in any way.

This shit is how lemon Windex must taste, I'm telling you.

I still drank it though, I was pretty thirsty.