Hey Bitches!

Another rad day off for me.  

Voltron got washed, waxed, and armour-alled yesterday.   If you know me at all, you know I've been wanting to get her washed and shit for a while now.  It's harder when you only have one day off at a time, because you don't have one day for mellowing out, and one day for getting shit done.

Next things I need to do are: clean the inside of the windows, vacuum, and shine the tires.

Back to my awesome day off.  I went to the Dollarama and got a little bin for recycling and a little box for keeping my beads in.  I know, it IS very, very awesome.  Don't let your burning envy eat you up inside you Bitches.

You know what else? I also got a little package of sour cherry blasters, and the anticipation of eating them is the super-awesomest thing of all.

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Hey, Bitches, it sure does pay to recycle.

I was getting my recycling together and some of it was from last year, and I found a $25 Coles gift card!  I'm buying myself a present!!

So I got all my recycling done finally, got my exterior trim armour-alled finally, took a trip to the Irving Nature Park with my best friend, and had pizza for breakfast.  Awesome right?

Also, I'm about to find out how much I got paid today, then I can finalize my budget.

Right now I'm watching Tropic Thunder and I don't know why, but Tom Cruise is making me laugh.  Actually I do know why, Bitches.  This movie isn't half bad.

What a rad day off.

Hey Bitches!

Know what's awesome?  My last photographic expedition.

Deborah and I went to Cape Enrage on the weekend and got some fucking rad photos.

Fucking Google maps told me there was a direct road from St. Martin's to Highway 114, so we started the day with a 2 hour detour.  That was bullshit.

Guess what else we saw besides Cape Enrage!  Animaland!!!

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Do you love peeled tomatoes?  I do.

Hey Bitches!

Remember the plants that would grow on the lawn or hayfields?  The papery little bulbs that would split open and dust would come out?  Remember how it was so magical when you were little?

Think about it.  Aren't they the awesomest plants ever?  I love those.

I don't think of those things very often, and I really should try to because the act of remembering them makes me happy.

Listen, Bitches(notice how I always capitalize Bitches, it's because I hold you Bitches in such high regard), isn't the word "I" funny?  It's fucking capitalized and it's one little letter!  That bitch.

Don't you think?  That if the letters were like people?  Like characters?  Like Smurfs!!!

The "i" would be Snotty Fucking Bitch Smurf?!!!

I was just reading about Smurfs the other day at work!

Hey Bitches.

I did it again. ------>

Hey Bitches!

So I tried changing my Rogers Wireless user name to, "Suckit Bitches".  First name: Suckit.  Last name: Bitches.  They wouldn't let me, can you believe that?  Bummer.

Anyway, I have three days off this weekend!  Lucky me, Bitches!