Hey Bitches.

Two pork tongues at Superstore for $1.78!

I'm going for it.

Hey, Bitches.

No photo today as I'm blogging from work.

Did you hear about Voltron? Voltron, my three-year-old car, failed inspection. I know.

The roters rusted to the point where they wore grooves into the brake pads, so the front roters and brake pads need to be replaced. Fucking sucks, Bitches!

That's three twenty plus tax I could put toward my mac. Although it's a good thing I have been saving up for the mac because at least I have money. If I wasn't saving up I don't know if I'd be able to even get Voltron fixed, man. Where would I be w/out my car?

The worst part is the giant orange rejection sticker. Sigh.

UPDATED WITH A PHOTO, BITCHES!

Hey, Bitches.

Oh, listen.  You will not EVER believe the K-y commercial I just saw.

Okay, it's called "Yours + Mine".

Okay?  With me so far?  Bitches, there is like a tube for the man and a tube for the woman, okay?

So the woman uses hers, and the man uses his, and then when they mix together(oh, shit that's funny) "something" happens.

I don't remember what it said exactly, but from what I remember of the graphics, it might be fizzy.

Like there's baking soda in one tube and vinegar in the other.

I can't even stand how funny that is.  Have a good one, Bitches.

Found it!

Hey Bitches!

Don't feel bad, click here!!!

Hey Bitches!

You know when you're working at one of those worthless fucking call centre jobs, and you just can't talk to the customer anymore?  And then you jokingly ask your co-worker to pretend they're  you and finish the job?

Sometimes that shit works, man!

So here's to Pete, my guy at work, for calling that motherfucker back for me.  

Thanks, Pete!

Hey Bitches!

Another rad day off for me.  

Voltron got washed, waxed, and armour-alled yesterday.   If you know me at all, you know I've been wanting to get her washed and shit for a while now.  It's harder when you only have one day off at a time, because you don't have one day for mellowing out, and one day for getting shit done.

Next things I need to do are: clean the inside of the windows, vacuum, and shine the tires.

Back to my awesome day off.  I went to the Dollarama and got a little bin for recycling and a little box for keeping my beads in.  I know, it IS very, very awesome.  Don't let your burning envy eat you up inside you Bitches.

You know what else? I also got a little package of sour cherry blasters, and the anticipation of eating them is the super-awesomest thing of all.

update:  You have to click here!  Click here!

Hey, Bitches, it sure does pay to recycle.

I was getting my recycling together and some of it was from last year, and I found a $25 Coles gift card!  I'm buying myself a present!!

So I got all my recycling done finally, got my exterior trim armour-alled finally, took a trip to the Irving Nature Park with my best friend, and had pizza for breakfast.  Awesome right?

Also, I'm about to find out how much I got paid today, then I can finalize my budget.

Right now I'm watching Tropic Thunder and I don't know why, but Tom Cruise is making me laugh.  Actually I do know why, Bitches.  This movie isn't half bad.

What a rad day off.